Idiot Times

The man said he'd been invited to drive in the yard by the home's resident. He said he was told the yard would be a good way to get around a traffic checkpoint.

The resident told police a different story. He said he was pulling weeds in his front yard when he heard a loud crashing noise. He looked in the back yard and saw the white pickup truck driving around in his back yard, having driven through the fence from Pueblo Boulevard.
The Pueblo Chieftain Online - Pueblo, Colorado U.S.A